Jim & Christ's Global Tour

"six months of cycling pleasure . . . ."

Jim - April 2002

Unofficial site!!! unofficial site!!! Unofficial site!!! 

Contents

Introduction to Jim and Christ

Very pleased to meet you.

See our vitals!

Attribute Jim Christ
Attractiveness

Age Disputable 24
Height 5' 9 and 3/4'' 6''ish
No. Years in education A teenage lobotomy hampered progress - provisionally 18 Excessive
Lung capacity Unknown One 8-litre bucket
Intelligence Limited Vast
Hobbies Applying saddle sore cream Looking behind trees
Greatest achievement to date Completing Street Fighter 2 (on Hard) Adolesence
Musical interests Outer hebredian Ocarina recitals Procofiev or Dj Hype

Our Route

Global Position Arrived Departed
Jim's Garage 16/04/1979 15th June
Mike's Flat London 15th June 20th June
The Malone-lee's Braintree 20th June 21st June
Rotterdam 21st June 22nd June
Christine's Haus Soltau 27th June 29th June
Berlin 2nd July 16th July (2nd time lucky!)
Vilnius 26th July 29th July
Moscow 7th August 12th August
Omsk 6th September 25th September
Irkutsk 3rd October 5th October
Ulaan Bator 20th October 28th October
Beijing 14th November 21st November
North America One day . . .

The map

Puncture count

13

Friday 15th November - Only the road to the airport can stop us now!


Spoke count

5

Fridy 15th November


Be part of our adventure!

If you are really rich you can aid these two youngens on their journey by sending your card details to any decent bars you know along their route - they'll be glad to drink your health! Alternatively if you live anywhere on route and you want to smell something really foxy then they would be happy to accept your hospitality!

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